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Looking to hire? Need a Barback? Hire A Monkey

May 14, 2008

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Monkeys are the future. They are a perfect resource for modern slavery. Why fly unmanned aircraft in the air force, when monkeys can do the job. Give them a gun, and you’ve got yourself a completely manless military. This monkey only works at a bar, but I see potential here.



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