Comments on: Man loses car he just parked

By: TheGabe

TheGabe — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:21:22 +0000

American cunts, all of you.
Seriously is manual transmission really that complicated?

By: Hugh Man

Hugh Man — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:09:35 +0000

Nice 'commentary' btw.
'He stood there for 120 seconds debating whether to drop his food and call the police'
Are you blind, or did you just think the above was funny.
If the latter, you need to revise your term of funny.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:51:17 +0000

I am guessing the guy put the truck on Neutral and did not engage the parking brake. With manual transmission, it is generally advisable to do as follows.

After parking, bring the vehicle to neutral, switch ignition off. Then put it in 1st gear. Engage parking brake.

If the vehicle has to be parked in an inclined position, put the gear in the opposite direction. i.e., put it in reverse if the vehicle is downhill and in 1st if the vehicle is uphill.

This is what I do. You are free to do as you wish.

By: e dubs

e dubs — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:14:17 +0000

goddammit, a manual vehicle has no park, nor does it need to be running to roll, there is neutral (when the little stick thingy is kinda in the middle of all those weird numbers) and a vehicle can roll fairly well in this position, on or o. i hate you all except for the one pondering about why this is a hole in one you're okay.

By: Call Me TeaBag

Call Me TeaBag — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:37:03 +0000

Let's all remember that the internet is not print. There is no quality control. Any fucktard with a computer can make his opinions known to the masses. Every writer, like the one who wrote this article, will try to emulate Maddox, Tucker Max, or some other famous internet writer.
And to the person who claims automatic transmissions can spontaneously switch gears…shut the fuck up.

By: emoticon

emoticon — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:26:58 +0000

Yeah I agree the commentary was very jerky, and very inaccurate. On topic though, who the fuck leaves their car running when they go into a store to buy something? You'd deserve to have your car stolen if not by a 'ghost', a real person.

By: troy

troy — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:11:23 +0000

how is this like a car hole in one?

By: Guyabovemeisretarded

Guyabovemeisretarded — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:56:47 +0000

Puts a manual truck into park and it goes into reverse on it's own? are you fucking kidding? First of all, that's fucking impossible, and second of all the truck is already rolling as the guy got out. The moron put in in neutral and didn't put parking brake on.

In summary, guy with the truck and you are both huge asshats.

By: BrothaJonzeIsAnIdiot

BrothaJonzeIsAnIdiot — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:22:37 +0000

What the fuck are you talking about? He bought a soda, not cheese fries, not pork skins, nothing of the sort. Your commentary isn't even funny. You would have better off just stating the facts: "Truck gets put in park, goes into reverse on its own, man loses truck and calls 9/11." He didn't make a mistake and not put it in break.

In summary, your jokes aren't funny and you're an asshat.