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Masturbating Tarzan Toy

October 28, 2008 by Brotha Jonze
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I have no idea why Disney added a joint to Tarzan’s shoulder, if anybody has any clue please explain after you watch the video below.

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CommentsComments to “Masturbating Tarzan Toy”

Shelby says:

October 29, 2008 at 5:35 am

haha he is supposed to be pounding his chest.

John Watts says:

October 29, 2008 at 8:27 am

LOL, where is Jane when you need her!

andy says:

October 29, 2008 at 8:47 am

is it called “rad repeatin’ tarzan”? that’s fucking unbelievable.

Dude says:

October 29, 2008 at 9:10 am

OK first off…MOST people in the world call that joint the “elbow” NOT the shoulder.

and second the reason they made the doll do that is because Tarzan beats his chest (with both fists) and that is suppose to be what he’s doing there.

If you have even a BASIC understanding of merchandising rights then you would understand “Disney” had nothing to do with the “simulated chest beating action”

Instead blame it on cheap R & D in some chinese slave labor factory.

J says:

October 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

He’s raising his hand to his mouth to yell.

kidcanuck says:

October 29, 2008 at 6:03 pm

@Dude- really, you call the joint that attaches your arm to your body the shoulder?

S says:

October 31, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Hey “Dude”

First off….The joint in his ELBOW is stationary, the movement of his arm comes from the SHOULDER. AT least according to my copy of Gray’s Anatomy

Secondly..it is obvious from the name of the toy, and the sound coming forth loudly from the toy, that he is raising his hand to his mouth for the famous”Tarzan yell” and not beating his chest. Again, my copy of GA calls that hole in the middle of your head a mouth, NOT a chest.

Lastly, if you knew ANYTHING about Disney and their merchandising rights, you would know that NOTHING leaves a factory anywhere on this planet with the DISNEY name on it that isn’t seen, judged and approved by a slew of marketers, exectutives and and Imagineers.

Way to take an amusing little video and turn it into a showcase of your ineptitude.

CONGRATS!

website design says:

November 2, 2008 at 12:05 am

I didn’t want to digg this, but it just came naturally.

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