Megan Fox, Old West prostitute in ‘Jonah Hex’

When I saw that Megan Fox was playing a prostitute in an Old West flick, I figured going to see it would be as intellectually stimulating as watching Cheyenne. When I read the synopsis, “In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead,” my suspicions seemed confirmed.

Now I’m reading Josh Brolin, Will Arnett, and John Malkovich are leading the pic — Megan Fox might finally be in a good film (Don’t get me wrong, I thought Transformers was entertaining).

We’ll have to wait until 2010 to find out.