There’s a video locked up in Michael Bay’s spank bank that just about any guy in the world wouldn’t mind watching. According to the New York Post, when Megan Fox went to Michael Bay’s house for an intimate audition, he whipped out his package video camera and recorded Megan Fox washing his Ferrari.

Jason Solomons in Britain’s Guardian reports, “she said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

For the less explicit Megan Fox Transformers audition tape, head to FilmDrunk.

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