ALASKA, ALASKA? – At her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on November 6th, Sarah Palin received her first “post embarrassing few months on TV” job offer, a job she’s more qualified for that VP… Porno.
Florida-based part-time porn director, full time classy-guy Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in a $20 million adult film production – the other $18 million allegedly going to CGI work in order to make Palin’s body look less like Liza Minnelli’s. Current reports:
Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”
To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.
Additionally, Palin’s husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the blockbuster, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a 45 lb. tube of freshly ground wild buffalo meat.
The offer has not been formerly accepted.
