Pirates II a Skinematic Assterpiece?

Character actor Jesse Jane was at the red and partially stained white carpet for the premiere of her new critically acclaimed film Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. The family film is said to explore uncharted territory not penetrated by the first installment of what Roger Ebert called a “sinematic assterpiece.”

When asked how Pirates II separates itself from films like Pirates of the Caribbean Jesse Jane explains:

“It’s not all that different. Johnny Depp was in Blow so there are similarities there. Think Pirates of the Caribbean, but for children. It’s a family film, everyone should go see it.”

Pirates II will see a limited release this Friday in Chatsworth and Van Nuys and will also be available On-Demand in the greater Simi Valley area.