Pirates II a Skinematic Assterpiece?
September 30, 2008 by Brotha Jonze
Filed under Funny, News
Character actor Jesse Jane was at the red and partially stained white carpet for the premiere of her new critically acclaimed film Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. The family film is said to explore uncharted territory not penetrated by the first installment of what Roger Ebert called a “sinematic assterpiece.”
When asked how Pirates II separates itself from films like Pirates of the Caribbean Jesse Jane explains:
“It’s not all that different. Johnny Depp was in Blow so there are similarities there. Think Pirates of the Caribbean, but for children. It’s a family film, everyone should go see it.”
Pirates II will see a limited release this Friday in Chatsworth and Van Nuys and will also be available On-Demand in the greater Simi Valley area.
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