Porta Potty Piss Trash Can Allows You To Piss While Taking Out The Garbage

The piss-can is meant to be placed outside of popular bars and sporting events to keep drunks from peeing all over walls, streets and trees, but I prefer the porta-pisser for at home use.

Remember the Uro-Club? The Porta Potty Piss Trash Can is very similar in that it allows you to pretend to be doing something else while you’re taking a piss — in this case, taking out the trash.

Simply insert Taylor Swift or other garbage into trash barrel, tilt, and pee away. You’ll fool your neighbors into thinking you’re being responsible by taking out the trash early when in actuality you’re peeing on one of the ugliest singers of all time… of all time!