Startup Energy Drink maker Pussy, launched their Pussy Juice aimed at consumers in the 13-18 demographic years ago – but their reputation is just beginning to spread like a bad venereal disease. Their slogan, “Pussy believes in natural energy – because it’s better for you,” has kids in the greater London area hooked on Pussy.
I’m not exactly sure I understand the logic, I was always under the impression that pussy has no face. But regardless, your face will look much better with pussy in my mouth, so long as I mix it with something stiff.
And you thought Vodka-Red Bull was a chick drink, just wait until you try Vodka-Pussy.
“so long as I mix it with something stiff.” So you want pussy and something stiff in your mouth?
“so long as I mix it with something stiff.” So you want pussy and something stiff in your mouth?
Are they serious? They finally let the marketers off their leashes and now we will be annoyed to death. Holy fu*k, I’m going to kill myself.
Are they serious? They finally let the marketers off their leashes and now we will be annoyed to death. Holy fu*k, I’m going to kill myself.