Redneck Romance: Ideas for Valentine’s Day
27 January 2009
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Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching so I figured I should dedicate an article to coming up with ideas for what to do and where to take your woman on the special day.
For inspiration I turn to the wonderful, the creative, the attractive, the redneck.
Start by giving her roses
Make sure to call a babysitter
Take her for a ride on your Harley during the day
Or on horseback
Take her to The Opera
Take her to the beach to throw horseshoes
Buy her sexy lingerie
Let her use the bathroom to get ready
Take her out to Mastro’s Steakhouse in a limo
Or save some money and take a taxi
If you follow my advice, you’ll ensure yourself a wonderful evening with the woman you love. Fun during the day, a pleasant dinner, and hours of passionate sex.
And if you’re single…
Turn on Cartoon Network and watch re-runs of Family Guy
