Redneck Romance: Ideas for Valentine’s Day

Redneck Romance: Ideas for Valentine’s Day

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Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching so I figured I should dedicate an article to coming up with ideas for what to do and where to take your woman on the special day.

For inspiration I turn to the wonderful, the creative, the attractive, the redneck.

Start by giving her roses

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Make sure to call a babysitter

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Take her for a ride on your Harley during the day

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Or on horseback

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Take her to The Opera

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Take her to the beach to throw horseshoes

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Buy her sexy lingerie

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Let her use the bathroom to get ready

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Take her out to Mastro’s Steakhouse in a limo

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Or save some money and take a taxi

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If you follow my advice, you’ll ensure yourself a wonderful evening with the woman you love. Fun during the day, a pleasant dinner, and hours of passionate sex.

And if you’re single…

Turn on Cartoon Network and watch re-runs of Family Guy

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