Just when you thought Rey Maualuga was simply an autonomous killing machine constructed and programmed by Pete Carroll to destroy college quarterbacks, Rey shows us his feminine side. But seriously, this is probably just a Jedi Mind Trick designed to lull opponents into complacency only to unmercifully sacrifice their bodies to the football gods come Saturday. Virginia QB Peter Lalich is already doing his best to get suspended before August 30th.

HT: USCFootball.com

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