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11 July 2008 16 Comments

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The coolest thing about this is that you lifted your DeLorean three and a half feet, but the douchest thing about this is that you lifted your DeLorean three and a half feet. Where do you take this thing and impress people for any other reason besides no one has ever done it, nor will do it again?

Alas, the DeLorean that cannot fit through the drive-thru is no worse than the 26″ rimmed rig that belongs in the kids meal at the drive-thru.

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16 Comments

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    # 11 July 2008 at 9:53 am
  • subcorpus said:

    this insane … hehe …

    # 11 July 2008 at 3:27 pm
  • Scott @ The Passive Dad said:

    Maybe in the future, gas is back to 99 cents and we all drive monster trucks.

    # 11 July 2008 at 3:47 pm
  • Mr. Spork said:

    The obvious question becomes: how do you close the door when you get out?

    # 11 July 2008 at 3:48 pm
  • Tommy Got No Bahamas said:

    HAHA! @ Mr. Spork

    # 11 July 2008 at 4:18 pm
  • LINHFU said:

    I believe you shut the doors by holding on to them as you jump off. It will bring you to the ground gently and close the door. Ingenious! Opening the door, however, is a different story.

    # 11 July 2008 at 4:27 pm
  • Jman said:

    Not to sound like an a-hole, maybe, just maybe if you tie a noose around your neck and to a portion of the door and jump, you can take care of two problems at once?

    # 11 July 2008 at 4:28 pm
  • Anon said:

    Wow, this is at least two years old, if not more. Aside from that, DeLoreans are my FAV car ever, and this raised DeLorean just looks terrible.

    # 11 July 2008 at 4:53 pm
  • fubis said:

    Wow.. What a horrible thing to do to such a “classic” car that’s so hard to find these days.

    Talk about perverting something that’s an icon of the 80’s. Agreed with Jman, grab that noose.

    # 11 July 2008 at 5:12 pm
  • Jeff said:

    ..and to top it all off, its not the only one in the world. Theres another in a junkyard, but in remarkably good shape that you can see on the west side of I-35 driving from Dallas to Austin, Tx.

    # 11 July 2008 at 5:28 pm
  • Some Guy said:

    At least he kept the original stainless steel body. The only thing worse that could happen to that Delorian is to paint it.

    # 11 July 2008 at 5:40 pm
  • salmonax said:

    I’m sorry, but this has got to be one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Not because I condone the practice, but because it’s fu©king hilarious and somebody actually did it.

    # 11 July 2008 at 6:51 pm
  • kevin said:

    I don’t care what others think but this thing is awesome.

    # 11 July 2008 at 9:10 pm
  • Where we're going, we don't need names said:

    Whoever did this should be shot. This is a disgrace to the car… :(

    # 12 July 2008 at 8:44 am
  • Vedetta said:

    I bet it runs on biofuel

    # 22 July 2008 at 8:04 pm
  • 40″ Rims : Banned In Hollywood said:

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    # 14 August 2008 at 2:36 pm

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