I’ve done the buttered floor trick, I’ve done antiquings, I’ve duct taped pinecones to a passed out friends hands and his cell phone to his leg and called it, I’ve made a white man look black, and I’ve even duct taped my buddy to the bottom of our dining room table, but never have I done or seen this trick done.

Being Friday, I guess I have something to look forward to tonight.

• Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & Conan O'Brien
• ...But Baseball Is Super Dangerous
• A Hot Centaur?
• Ochocinco, You're Gonna Need More Than A Washington
• It Pays To Be A MILF