Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ?

Brotha Jonze August 20, 2008 22

shawn beaver guy Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ?

sj007ah8 100x140 Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ? grass Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ? beaver looking camera 100x140 Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ?

What do you get when you cross 2008 Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson, 16 year old body builder Richard Sandrak wearing a speedo, and a hairy beaver? I know you’re thinking something along the lines of a transexual version of a naked Danny DeVito, but you’d be wrong.

Correct answer?

Shawn Johnson in a Bikini.

16833 shawn johnson bikini pic 2 122 35lo 364x500 Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ? 16832 shawn johnson bikini pic 1 122 588lo 500x375 Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ?

Word on the street is that her parents mortgaged their house several times to keep her in gymnastics – they better hope she gets some sponsorships that are at least as big as, well… her legs.

I figure to round it out, it only to makes sense to throw in a picture of Shawn’s 2008 Beijing teammates in bikinis as well. So without further ado, here is Nastia Liukin and Alicia Sacramone – As far as I’m concerned, you’ve got to give Sacramone the gold.

866989do0 500x374 Shawn Johnson + Richard Sandrak + Hairy Beaver = ?

22 Comments »

  1. Richard November 10, 2008 at 11:26 pm - Reply

    I think Shaun Johnson is the sexiest bitch in the olmypics

  2. Richard November 10, 2008 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    I think Shaun Johnson is the sexiest bitch in the olmypics

  3. Bobo November 16, 2008 at 12:47 am - Reply

    She’s all girl, yet she’s more of a man than you are, you obnoxious jerk.

    “I think Shaun Johnson is the sexiest bitch in the olmypics”

  4. Bobo November 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm - Reply

    She’s all girl, yet she’s more of a man than you are, you obnoxious jerk.

    “I think Shaun Johnson is the sexiest bitch in the olmypics”

  5. Ozzyfan51_99 February 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm - Reply

    For being underage I can't say much about her without feeling like a perv, but she is a cutie and I dig the legs!

  6. Ozzyfan51_99 February 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm - Reply

    For being underage I can't say much about her without feeling like a perv, but she is a cutie and I dig the legs!

  7. roger federer March 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm - Reply

    shes a great teen

  8. roger federer March 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm - Reply

    shes a great teen

  9. Jim Kidwell March 26, 2009 at 7:49 pm - Reply

    This bitch is smoking hot!

  10. Jim Kidwell March 26, 2009 at 7:49 pm - Reply

    This bitch is smoking hot!

  11. Jim Kidwell March 26, 2009 at 7:49 pm - Reply

    This bitch is smoking hot!

  12. Mike May 20, 2009 at 4:59 am - Reply

    Well, im 15 which means i can say this without being a perv. I have a crush on her and she is hot.

  13. Mike May 20, 2009 at 4:59 am - Reply

    Well, im 15 which means i can say this without being a perv. I have a crush on her and she is hot.

  14. Mike May 20, 2009 at 4:59 am - Reply

    Well, im 15 which means i can say this without being a perv. I have a crush on her and she is hot.

    • Devon August 23, 2011 at 6:02 am - Reply

      I totally agree with u

  15. Kyle July 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm - Reply

    Im from Des Moines where s is from and im only 14 and i think she is beautiful.

  16. Kyle July 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm - Reply

    Im from Des Moines where s is from and im only 14 and i think she is beautiful.

  17. mike July 14, 2009 at 9:22 pm - Reply

    Im 16 and she's definetly hot

  18. mike July 14, 2009 at 9:22 pm - Reply

    Im 16 and she's definetly hot

  19. Da Bears August 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm - Reply

    This is the slowest site I have ever seen.

  20. Da Bears August 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm - Reply

    This is the slowest site I have ever seen.

  21. jonny rocket June 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm - Reply

    i jizzed.

Please help us fight spam/automated signups. Follow the instructions in the graphic below:


You know you want to... Like us and you'll stay updated with funny pics & videos on Facebook. Close