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		<title>Who will win World Series 2008?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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The Phils have looked solid all around despite their, but with a late inning comeback win in tonight&#8217;s continuation of Monday night&#8217;s rain-out, the Rays could potentially return home with more momentum than they&#8217;ve had thus far in the 2008 World Series.
Will momentum outweigh Longoria&#8217;s solid .053 batting average? Will the Rays be able to [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The Phils have looked solid all around despite their, but with a late inning comeback win in tonight&#8217;s continuation of Monday night&#8217;s rain-out, the Rays could potentially return home with more momentum than they&#8217;ve had thus far in the 2008 World Series.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Will momentum outweigh Longoria&#8217;s solid .053 batting average? Will the Rays be able to push the series back to Tampa Bay? Or will the Phils end it tonight even if Pat Burrell fails to get a hit in the entire 2008 WS?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The game starts in about an hour so lets see some votes -</p>
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		<title>Meet Your 2008 Ryder Cup Team Captains</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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KENTUCKY &#8211; On September 16th, the golf world will forget about Tiger Woods&#8217; season ending surgery, and will not be able to recall John Daly teeing off atop a beer can, because Tuesday the 16th rings in the 37th biennial Ryder Cup that will take place at the prestigious Jack Nicklaus designed, Valhalla Golf Club [...]]]></description>
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<p>KENTUCKY &#8211; On September 16th, the golf world will forget about Tiger Woods&#8217; season ending surgery, and will not be able to recall John Daly teeing off atop a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDqbfXj_Wp0" target="_blank">beer can</a>, because Tuesday the 16th rings in the 37th biennial Ryder Cup that will take place at the prestigious Jack Nicklaus designed, Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Kentucky.</p>
<p>But before we introduce Team USA and Team Europe in entirety (most importantly their WaGs), we find it important to take an appropriate amount of time to get to know each team&#8217;s Captain.</p>
<h2><strong>Captain Europe:</strong> Nicholas Alexander Faldo</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/faldo_tree.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2404" title="faldo_tree" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/faldo_tree.jpg" alt="" width="344" height="204" /></a><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/valerie-nick-faldo.jpg"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2401" title="valerie-nick-faldo" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/valerie-nick-faldo.jpg" alt="" width="248" height="204" /></a></p>
<p>The 51 year old England native stands an impressive 6&#8242;3&#8243; tall and weights a solid 185 lbs (thats 88 kg for you Euros). After turning pro in 1976, Faldo went on to win 43 professional tournaments, 6 of which were Majors.</p>
<p>While he has proven himself consistent on the fairway, his personal life is about as consistent as Arnold Palmer&#8217;s septuple bogey (12) on the par 5 ninth hole at the 1961 LA Open.</p>
<p>Faldo was married to <strong>Melanie Rockall</strong> for five years until she found out he was having an affair with his manager&#8217;s secretary, <strong>Gill Bennett.</strong></p>
<p>In 1986 he married Bennett, and with her had three kids: Natalie, Matthew and Georgia. But after nine years, Nick decided he had had enough and ditched Gill for a 20 year old American-Golfing student<strong> <a class="new" title="Brenna Cepelak (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brenna_Cepelak&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Brenna Cepelak. </a></strong></p>
<p>Their three-year affair ended when he met <strong><a class="new" title="Valerie Bercher (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Valerie_Bercher&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Valerie Bercher</a></strong><span class="new">,  a Swiss PR agent</span>. The angered Brenna Cepelak famously battered Faldo&#8217;s Porsche 959 with a golf club, causing roughly $20,000 damage. Faldo&#8217;s relationship with Bercher, began in 1998 when they met at the European Masters golf tournament, after which she left her fiance <strong><a class="new" title="Olivier Delaloye (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Olivier_Delaloye&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">Olivier Delaloye</a> </strong>to marry Faldo in July 2001.</p>
<p>Faldo has since divorced Valerie and is actively seeking his next target.</p>
<p><strong>My guess: </strong>Tiger Woods&#8217; Swedish wife and mother of two, <a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/elin-nordegren-tiger-woods-ryder-cup.jpg" target="_blank">Elin Nordegren</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Key Comment:</strong> Following Faldo&#8217;s continuous<em> disregard </em>for his own marital status, <strong>Golf World</strong> cleverly commented, regarding Greg Norman and his heated rivalry:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<strong>Norman</strong> has played and won more events: 87-43; however, <strong>Faldo</strong> has won more US and European tour titles: 36-34. <strong>Norman</strong> has won more money; <strong>Faldo</strong> has won more majors: 6-2. <strong>Norman</strong> has won more friends, <strong>Faldo</strong> more admirers.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>As a word of warning, I highly suggest all Ryder Cup team members keep an eye on their wives at all times.</p>
<h2><strong>Captain United States of America: </strong>Paul William Azinger</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/azinger_tree.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2403" title="azinger_tree" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/azinger_tree.jpg" alt="" width="315" height="186" /> </a><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/paul-azinger-tori-wife.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2402" title="Barnstable Brown Derby Party" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/paul-azinger-tori-wife.jpg" alt="" width="280" height="186" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Azinger </strong>was born in Holyoke, Massachusetts. He attended Florida State University and turned professional in 1981, going on to take home 15 professional titles, just one of which was a Major.</p>
<p>He currently lives with his wife, Toni, and daughters, Sarah Jean and Josie Lynn, in their Florida home.</p>
<p><strong>Contextual Keynote:</strong> He finished one shot behind opposing captain and winner <a title="Nick Faldo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Faldo">Nick Faldo</a> in the 1987 <span class="mw-redirect">Open Championship</span>.</p>
<p><strong>Final thoughts: </strong>Despite fighting back from Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, Paul Azinger has led a much less dramatic life. As a Team USA <em>sympathizer</em>, I hope Azinger can keep up with Faldo, who has proven himself quite a player.</p>
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		<title>Danny Way Major Fail At X-Games 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[digg-reddit-me]Just about an hour ago, Professional Skateboarder Danny Way clipped the coping on his landing during the Big Air competition at the 2008 X-Games and fell roughly 75 feet to the floor.
After lying motionless for 8 minutes, he got up, hobbled to the medic, and then hobbled back up the to the top of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[digg-reddit-me]Just about an hour ago, Professional Skateboarder <strong>Danny Way</strong> clipped the coping on his landing during the Big Air competition at the 2008 X-Games and fell roughly 75 feet to the floor.</p>
<p>After lying motionless for 8 minutes, he got up, hobbled to the medic, and then hobbled back up the to the top of the jump for round two, landing his combo cleanly and taking first place.</p>
<p>His third jump however mimicked his first, only this time he hit his head. He was motionless for another 8 minutes, but managed to hobble back up to the top for his fourth and final jump. He nailed it and secured the Gold Medal.</p>
<p>But then Bob Burnquist hit his final jump and took the Gold from him. Needless to say, Danny Way was bummed that there were not two more rounds. A 5th round for him to almost paralyze himself, and a 6th jump to take the gold.</p>
<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s the video.</p>
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