Taken On the 4th of July, the thing about Jim Carrey is that he can get away with this kind of stuff because of what he’s holding on to (and because we know he’s a good actor and he’s funny). Jenny McCarthy gives you a lot of credibility, that’s just the way it works. Now if you’re Keanu Reeves and you walk down the beach wearing a woman’s one piece, holding on to nothing but you’re loneliness, that’s just weird.

Photoshop a few small children in there and you got …