Especially in the given economy, people like this idiot help me understand my personal sense of value. I say this to mean that  if both she and I were applying for the same job, I know that any employer would choose me over her — it’s a no brainer.
I guess it would never come to that though, would it — she wouldn’t be able to figure out how to get out of her car in time for the interview. And if she did (with a little help from the cops) …