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Its been a while since we last posted a gallery of hot women, and being a guys entertainment site, figured today was as good a day as any. If you live in LA, get your mind off of the rain by perusing through this gallery of 50 beautiful bartenders.

Back by popular demand, we bring you the latest installment of our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.
Most of you have probably found yourself in similar situations as the following 10 drunks — and that doesn’t necessarily mean that you mistook yourself for a bicycle, but I think it’s safe to assume that we’ve all done the toilet hug at some point in life.
Click here for part one, for part two, and for part three of the Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.
10. You’re Just Hangin’ …

There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good.
Via Unstructed.

To honor President Barack Obama on his birthday, Stephen Colbert invited Esquire’s mixologist David Wondrich – the man behind Alcohol (and how to mix it) – to The Report to loosen up the mood with a few Depression and Civil War era cocktails.
Wondrich takes Colbert back to the Great Depression and mixes The Original Daiquiri – consisting of (smuggled) Cuban rum, sugar, and the juice of half a lime, shaken over ice.
Next on the menu, Wondrich blends a Civil War era drink made with whiskey, bitters, sugar, and a hint …

“There’s food in beer, but no beer in food…”
Because in just a few hours the mid-summer classic will commence, and because you probably spent so much money on your tickets that you can no longer afford a drink at the game, we’ve compiled a list of necessary alcohol smuggling devices that any fan of sports and drinking will appreciate.
The products are in no particular order, because we don’t want to offend any one device…
The Beer Belly

The Beer Belly is one of the most creatively designed alcohol smuggling devices to date. …

According to a bunch of Aussies, the more you drink, the less likely your chances are of getting ‘whisky dick’.
This Australian assumption leads me to believe one (or both) of two things–that a) Australian logic fashions itself in the same way their toilets flush–backwards, and/or b) that the sources used in the study that drank the most and showed the lowest percentage of erectile dysfunction had the least amount of sex not because they couldn’t get it up, but because they couldn’t get a girl to come home with them.
Think …

This list was compiled and written by a Los Angeles based ex-bartender–myself. Everything is based strictly on my own real, behind the bar experiences. No matter how true these observations are, like most of my irreverent life choices, many people will disagree.
Most of those people who disagree will find their favorite drink on the list below. For everyone else, enjoy.

Screwdriver – The Julius of cocktails. Also know as the Vod-orange-ka (thank you Michael Scott), the screwdriver says two things about you–one–that your drinking has not progressed since sophomore year of …

Like most people, I lack basic motor skills when I’ve had too much to drink. This might include anything from walking, opening a door, or in this case, putting on a condom.
After it had been established in my brain that I was going to be having sex, the first step was to reach for the condoms. While I may be drunk, my animal-like mind does not like the prospects of having children or herpes.
Without further ado, I present the pictorial progression of last night’s attempt to have safe sex.
I decide …