Posts Tagged ‘Alicia Sacramone’

What do you get when you cross 2008 Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson, 16 year old body builder Richard Sandrak wearing a speedo, and a hairy beaver? I know you’re thinking something along the lines of a transexual version of a naked Danny DeVito, but you’d be wrong.

Correct answer?

Even though their names sound Eastern European, or in the case of Shawn Johnson, Celtic (the Boston kind) – this trifecta is actually the cornerstone of Team USA’s female artistic gymnastic discipline.

Coming in at under 5′2″, The trio is a perfect fit in China – Less their gender, we all know how the Chinese people (government) cherish their baby girls.

Shawn Johnson

Date of birth: January 19, 1992 (age 16)
Place of birth: West Des Moines, Iowa
Height: 4′9″

Keep your pants on guys, she’s only 16.