Clearly we’re talking about the Murano glass bead and Swarovski crystal dealers of the world who are so frequently jacked. Bead dealing 101 — never make bracelets from your own beads.

You say you’ll only make one but next thing you know you’re bead-azzled head to toe with necklaces and toe rings, your stash is gone and you owe Vladamir $6,000 or 500 bedazzled iPhone 4 cases and your mom won’t talk to you.

Now you’re blowing street-tranny tourist trash in Mumbai to turn a buck to pay back Vlad all because you had to try one little bracelet from your own stash.

After seeing the below graphic the suicide stat makes perfect sense. The further north you go, the more people talk about killing themselves, and the more people start suggesting that their friends kill themselves too.