Posts Tagged ‘Amy Winehouse’

A friend of mine on Facebook tagged me as a baby duct-taped to a wall today and it gave me the idea to compile this photo-list. Britney Spears may be as stupid as a parent as she is retarded as a human, but after scouring the intertubes for a solid thirty minutes, I’ve realized there are parents much worse than her.

These are 20 of them.

20. The Trunk Bunk

19. Airbag KO

18. Daycare

17. He must have adopted

16. Role reversal

15. Who Needs a Shopping Cart?

14. Mermaid Aspires To Be Mermadam

13. Typical Amy

12. Taking advantage of his height

11. Bait?

10. Pug Hug

9. No!

8. Nooooooooooo!

7. Mr. Practical

6. Toddler in tow

5. McCharlie Sandwich

4. Can’t get no respect

3. Wants her son to be an Olympic Diver

2. Starting Early

1. Real men don’t push strollers

Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie from Full House

Karen from The Office

John Travolta

John Stewart

Michael Jackson

Ice Man

Hulk Hogan

Hayden Panettiere

Ricky Gervais

Edward Furlong

Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies

Eric Bana

Elijah Wood

Dick Cheney

Elisha Cuthbert

Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

Creed from The Office

Nikki Cox (damn shame)

Stephen Colbert

Clint Eastwood

Charlie from Willy Wonka

That Guy

Roided Carrots

Bret McKenzie

Christian F_cking Bale

Angelina Jolie

Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

Amy Winehouse

Carlton from Fresh Prince

Barry Balco Bonds

Tara Reid

SNL is to television what Amy Winehouse is to music – most of the time you’re forced to watch painfully stupid and disgusting crap, but every once in a while you hear or see something that actually works – that surprises you and even at times wins awards.

This is SNL’s “rehab.”

False alarm, it’s just Amy Winehouse being Amy Winehouse. She looks more like a pet than a person doesn’t she – Only, she’s that pet that no one likes and that makes all your friends allergic, $hitting all over the house every day. Come on Amy, come on.