I wish I could have been there so I could have been that guy. This situation needed that guy. You know who I’m talking about.
There’s nothing better than watching strangers trip and fall in public and everyone around the victim (of their own fault) squeals and gasps like the attendees of that wedding on youtube where the groom trips on a stair and takes the bride with him on an underwater voyage into the swimming pool–but then there’s just  that one guy off in the back who happens to be …