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Fish Store Owner Hit Bry Caaaa, All Frish Dead, Ver Frunny

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:55:17 +0000

In the case you can’t understand a damn word this guy is saying, here’s a wough tanscwipp:

Maybe my fish got in touch with another fish later… And oh, like, Finding Nemo and this Fish says he got hit by the car, the other fish said, “You’re joking.” and he said “Yah he got hit by the hurt… by the car, and he’s DEAD YOU SEE!” There is something like a joke, people don’t believe what you said. My fish died this morning… Why? Because…. he got hit by the caaaaaaa…

Are You Asian And Don’t Want To Be?

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:23:00 +0000

I always figured it was just something you’d have to deal with, but this is really exciting news.

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Gisele Bundchen looks gross, thanks Japan

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:54:36 +0000

Leave it to Tokyo to take one of the world’s sexiest models and turn her into a tomagachi playing, powdered sugar dipped, pale-force pasty.

Why do they think pale is sexy?

Must be because they’re all so… Asian.

Strategic Rivets

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:27:00 +0000

They look Asian to me so we all know those rivits aren’t that far off.

RACISM

Brotha Jonze — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:18:41 +0000

I don’t know which is worse, the racism itself, or calling this kind of attention to the racism.

“Herro Dis Is Great Intrument, Now Dis Is Wok N’ Woll”

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:55:19 +0000

It’s tough not to make fun of peoples accents. If I were to go to Paris and speak French, everyone would make fun of me, so I think that gives me every right to make fun of this guy. Problem is, making fun of Asian accents is becoming cliche, so I can’t just stop there.

I have to take it a step further and say that this guys parents probably forced him to Study Computer science when he went to college at UC Irvine (87% Asian). They probably paid for typing lessons so he could type at 235 WPM with 98% Accuracy to get ahead of the competition. But Mr. Chong had a passion for something else. Something a little more, Wok N’ Woll.