I was inspired by a Something Awful forum post to put this one together, so before you get your little panties in a bunch and bitch and moan like like all the gay people in West Hollywood because Prop 8 passed, hear me when I say, quit being a little internet crybaby pussy.
This is not a definitive list, just the top 5 sports books that I believe would be the shortest sports books in the history of sports books. And I am right.
5. Times I Didn’t Cry In A Press …

I understand that baseball teams like to celebrate post-season victories, especially when playing on the road, but jesus christ, please don’t interview the guy that just got ass hammered by the entire dugout during the post-game press conference.