Posts Tagged ‘Audrina Patridge’

If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

Last week we posted the photoshoot of Audrina Patridge’s upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine but today we got a hold on the actual October 2009 Maxim Magazine scans.

Check them out below, you won’t be disappointed (even if Audrina Patridge does have a lazy/wall-eye).

If you’re into Audrina Patridge topless, eating cake, scrubbing the floor, and shooting water stream from a garden hose through her legs you’re probably going to enjoy the October 2009 issue of Maxim Magazine.

If you’re not that kind of guy, you’ll probably enjoy one of these.

For more of Audrina Patridge check out Maxim.com

If you’ve landed on this page you probably don’t care what I have to say about Audrina Patridge kicking it on the beach in a bikini unless it’s–Audrina Patridge is kicking it on the beach in a bikini and she has explosive fake tits–so I’ll leave it at that.

If the boobs below are too small, click that little square button on the right side of the slideshow to go fullscreen.

OSU chicks aspire to be on Bang Bus – Busted Coverage
Guess the breasts! – On 205th
Chick tries to be hot on boat, fails – Don Chavez
10 pukings caught in the act – Banned
10 most memorable tag teams. In Wrestling. – Uncoached
Hot soccer babes – Mac Gs World

Britney’s parents cherish a nude painting of their daughter – Derober
Who’s going to perform surgery on Charlie Weiss – Flatusyahu
Sean Connery does what he wants, when he wants. – Next Round
Lindsay Lohan engaged? – Celebridiot
Good luck bringing a girl home if you live on this street. – Afro Jacks
Why Detroit is bad – Comedy

First of all girls, please don’t put anything on your head. Even those French hats that you love so much, but look like thimbles or chode condoms – not cool.

Audrina Patridge hit the track to test drive the 2009 Dodge Challenger and show off her drag racing skills at the Willow Springs Raceway in Rosamond, CA. The supposed to be Celebrity event was a disappointment as very few people, let alone celebrities showed up. And those that did show did little to impress.

While others were drag racing, Snoop Dogg was dragging a blunt in the restroom, where officials say he fell asleep for the entire day. However, sources indicate that he wasn’t onset by pot’s drowsy side effects, but rather because David Spade showed up and when Dodge Team officials didn’t allow him to race because he couldn’t see over the steering wheel, he began telling jokes.

Carmen Electra was also there, but she had her clothes on so everyone left.

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge - Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey O’Day – See though
Beyonce Knowles – On Stage Nip Slip!
Britney Spears – No Bra!
Britney Spears – Put away you vag please
Britney Spears – We’re begging you…
Britney Spears – Now this is just getting old.
Britney Spears – Not Again
Britney Spears – Ok, Now You’re Just Not Trying
Britney Spears – OK, One more time…
Britney Spears – Nipple peeking out at Grammys
Britney Spears – Flashes a Nipple and a Boob!
Cameron Diaz – Nude Shots (click images to reveal)
Carmen Electra – Good N’ Neked
Christina Aguilera – Try wearing some underwear next time
Christina Ricci – Is not hot
Cindy Crawford – Topless
Claire Danes – Nip Slip
Demi Moore – Nipple slip see through
Emma Watson – Upskirt
Eva Mendes – Italian Vogue
Gisele Bundchen – See through
Gisele Bundchen – Topless and Nip Slips
Gisele Bundchen – Sexy and Naked!
Gisele Bundchen – Nude
Hayden Panettiere – Birthday Bikini Nip Slip
Halle Berry – Nipple/Breast slip from her new film
Halle Berry – Titty Twister?
Heidi Klum – Completely Topless!
Janet Jackson – What’s on your nippy?
Janet Jackson – or E.T?
Jennifer Garner – Is hot.
Jessica Alba – Not Naked, But Not Bad
Jessica Alba – Is see through!
Jessica Biel – Legs for days, @ss for weeks!
Jessica Gomes – Topless for GQ
Jessica Simpson – Boob Out!
Jessica Simpson – Almost…
Jessica Simpson – Breast Inspection
Jodie marsh – Nipple busting out
Julianne Moore – Vogue Paris
Kate Moss – Little tiny Nipples outside
Keeley Hazell – Huge And Topless!
Keeley Hazell – Topless In Hollywood
Kelly Brook – Topless at the beach
Kim Kardashian – Big Booty
Kimberly Walsh – Gotta watch out for the side nippy.
Kristin Davis - Sexage Tape Pics
Madonna – Nipples
Karolina Kurkova – No Shirt
Kate Moss – See Through
Katie Holmes – Barely a Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Tan Boob Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Put that thing away..
Lindsay Lohan – SEX TAPE
Lindsay Lohan – See through
Lindsay Lohan – Firecrotch
Lindsay Lohan – Beach Boobage
Lindsay Lohan – Now that’s just disgusting
Lindsay Lohan – Chest Hams
Lucy Pinder – Topless
Marcia Cross – Put some clothes on your wrinkled body.
Marian Carey – Photoshoot Nip Slip
Mariah Carey – Don’t know how to call this one
Marisa Miller - Bikini nip slip!
Marisa Tomei – Nude Vids
Megan Fox – Nip Slip!
Megan Fox – No Top!
Mischa Barton – Make sure to wear the whole shirt next time
Mischa Barton – Oldschool Boobs
Mischa Barton – Let’s it slip through the shirt
Mischa Barton – Closing The Ring
Natalie Portman – Bare
Natalie Portman – At Hotel
Neve Campbell – Floppers
Nicolette Sheridan – Nip Slip
Nicolette Sheridan – Is it that tough to keep a bikini on?
Olivia Munn – Pulls a breast out on TV!
Pam Anderson – run-a-way-nipple
Paris Hilton – See through
Paris Hilton – Put that thing away!
Paris Hilton – Surfing Nip
Rebecca Gayheart – Knows what she’s getting into…
Rebecca Gayheart – Topless
Rihanna – See through nipples!
Rihanna – See through Nip Slip
Sharon Stone – Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless!
Sienna Miller – Needs a bikini, not duct tape
Sienna Miller – Again!
Sienna Miller – And Again…
Sienna Miller – Beach Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless
Sophie Monk – No bra and hard nips
Tiffani Amber Thiessen – Looks good to me
Tila Tequila – See through
Uma Thurman – This is what happens when you buy the see through dress
Vanessa Minnillo – Not Too Cute
Victoria Beckham – Nippleage
Whitney Port – Nipple Slip in a bikini
Whitney Port – Nip Slip
Winona Ryder – Nude