A friend of mine on Facebook tagged me as a baby duct-taped to a wall today and it gave me the idea to compile this photo-list. Britney Spears may be as stupid as a parent as she is retarded as a human, but after scouring the intertubes for a solid thirty minutes, I’ve realized there are parents much worse than her.

These are 20 of them.

20. The Trunk Bunk

19. Airbag KO

18. Daycare

17. He must have adopted

16. Role reversal

15. Who Needs a Shopping Cart?

14. Mermaid Aspires To Be Mermadam

13. Typical Amy

12. Taking advantage of his height

11. Bait?

10. Pug Hug

9. No!

8. Nooooooooooo!

7. Mr. Practical

6. Toddler in tow

5. McCharlie Sandwich

4. Can’t get no respect

3. Wants her son to be an Olympic Diver

2. Starting Early

1. Real men don’t push strollers