Just don’t expect to make it to work the following day… I never do. Haven’t you noticed theres never anything new posted on Tuesdays?

At the Key Club in West Hollywood, I’ve seen Pam Anderson, Ron Jeremy, Steve-O (do a backflip butt naked on stage), Kelly Clarkson, Tony Romo, Jeremy Piven, Bam Margera, a bunch of strippers and the list goes on and on.

Check out their latest video below: the epic cock-rock-ballad Community Property and then get yourself a ticket to a show.

They play every Monday at midnight at the Key Club in West Hollywood, every Friday at 12:30 am at the Green Valley Ranch in Las Vegas, and every Saturday at 10:30 pm at Aliente in Las Vegas. Additionally they are touring nationwide in August and September so you have no excuse not to go.

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Born Vincent Roy Margera on July 3, 1956, Don Vito has become a staple for everything every American strives not to be, but frequently succumbs to. He’s fat, he’s ugly, he’s wall-eyed, his armpit looks like curdled mozzarella protruding through a cheese grater, and as of December 20, 2007 he has been known to the states of Colorado and Pennsylvania not just as Don Vito, but as Registered Sex Offender Don Vito, who at the time of allegedly groping two 12 year old’s breasts:

“Was so intoxicated that he peed his pants while with these children.”

So as a reminder of what not to strive for, I present the Nondefinitive Don Vito Gallery. If you have any other great pictures of this inglorious bastard, please feel free to link to them in the comments section below.