Posts Tagged ‘Bas Rutten’

If you have ever wanted to know how to throw a guy who comments about your milf of a wife onto another couple’s table in the middle of a crowded restaurant, or if you just need proper instruction and/or a new technique for kicking an unsuspecting barfly in the nuts, you need to watch Bas Rutten’s instructional video. He has the MMA record to defend his technique, and if you don’t listen to him, he will kick you in the nuts.

“Excuse me sir, you are telling me? This thing about my wife?”
“Bong, Bong, Bong. Don’t. You. Ever. Do Dis!”

In the ideal world, we are one with the universe. We harness our Chi internally to conquer our enemies externally. This is the ideal. However, the world is not an ideal place – at least in the world of fighting. We can’t just study the teachings of Buddha, Rama, Vishnu or Gandolf the gray, and expect to defeat an opponent that has been training under Bas Rutten (I’ll post on him soon, he’s balls crazy) for the past three years. It’s just not logical, and its not reality….