Bas Rutten – “Everybody Underestimates The Kick In The Groin”

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:33:27 +0000

If you have ever wanted to know how to throw a guy who comments about your milf of a wife onto another couple’s table in the middle of a crowded restaurant, or if you just need proper instruction and/or a new technique for kicking an unsuspecting barfly in the nuts, you need to watch Bas Rutten’s instructional video. He has the MMA record to defend his technique, and if you don’t listen to him, he will kick you in the nuts.

“Excuse me sir, you are telling me? This thing about my wife?”
“Bong, Bong, Bong. Don’t. You. Ever. Do Dis!”

Idealism Vs. Realism – A Kiai Master Vs. MMA Fighter

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:35:41 +0000

In the ideal world, we are one with the universe. We harness our Chi internally to conquer our enemies externally. This is the ideal. However, the world is not an ideal place – at least in the world of fighting. We can’t just study the teachings of Buddha, Rama, Vishnu or Gandolf the gray, and expect to defeat an opponent that has been training under Bas Rutten (I’ll post on him soon, he’s balls crazy) for the past three years. It’s just not logical, and its not reality….

So the fact of the matter is: in an MMA fight, unfortunately, you have to touch your opponent, you cannot use the “force” and throw your opponents across the room like Obi Wan. If you think that works, you need to quit watching The Karate Kid and hit the gym. And if you put $5,000 on the line in the defense of this theory, that you can toss Bas Rutten across the room like a pickle, you are mistaken and in danger of getting knocked out by a guy whose been training while you were lighting incense all day. Fortunately for us however, some old man not only watched The Karate Kid seventeen times, he also watched Parts II and III ad nauseum. He put $5,000 on the line, he waxed on, he waxed off, and he got knocked the FU�K OUT! and it was all caught on video.

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Bas Rutten – “Everybody Underestimates The Kick In The Groin”

Idealism Vs. Realism – A Kiai Master Vs. MMA Fighter