Just a photoshopped photo of Shaq eating a Chris Paul sized bag of popcorn to round out your Thursday afternoon.

And now for the best of the internets:

Will Ferrell has his own sunscreen — [Uncoached]

The wonderfully weird world of Street Luging – [Maxim]

Check out the 15 best photos of Mike Tyson – [Unathletic]

Reasons why engagement ring shopping objectively sucks – [Cracked]

Who is your favorite person at the bus stop? – [Attuworld]

Moron crashes into old lady and she goes flying – [Totally Crap]

She is known in most circles as “The Naked Therapist” – [Flisted]

Some of the worst Spider Man tattoos ever – [Cityrag]

Nine sports stars who were banned from their sport – [Guyism]

Marissa Miller is considered a burrito busting babe – [Gunaxin]

Reasons why it’s great to be a woman/man – [Nedhardy]

An adult man who likes to watch My Little Pony – [Brobible]

It’s painful to look at girls this skinny – [Izismile]

Lindsay Lohan cannot host a BBQ – [Don Chavez]

How they do Anger management in Japan – [Holytaco]

I smell a career in applied linguistics — not that that’s a bad thing — it’s just something that 5’6″ white guys do when their NBA dreams don’t pan out.

As if the hour-long breaking news LeBron James free-agency ending decision making 9000 electoral selection special wasn’t enough to leave a bad taste in your mouth, here are four more James moments that you might have missed.

Of course he’s one of the best to have ever played the game, but that doesn’t mean he has to be a douche about it.

LeBron Flops

My biggest problem with the NBA is that you are actually rewarded for being a pussy, which I’m sure has to be confusing to the guys in the WNBA.

LeBron Fakes The Injury

Again with the being a pussy thing, but to be fair to LeBron, just about every basketball player has done something like this in their career.

Another reason to like the MLB — pull some little kid shit like this and you’re taking one off the side of the face during your next at bat.

The 4-Step Layup

The basketball equivalent of of stealing first-to-third by running across the pitcher’s mound.

Degrading The Intern

Not the ball boy, c’mon now…

I’m supposed to hate Rondo because I’m a Lakers fan but I have to respect him for playing through his arm injury during the playoffs but even more so for this.

Because the Lakers had a pathetic showing in this seasons playoffs, we have to find something to get excited about (and it sure as hell ‘aint going to be the Dodgers).

Naturally, we compiled a gallery of the final four cheerleading teams left standing — the women of the Dallas Mavs, the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat.

Enjoy.

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Picture of the Day: At the height of an argument between Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and the Warriors’ Lee, Jabbar throws up the double fuck yous like the boss that he is. What may get you T’d up or ejected today appears to make referee Richie Powers (partially pictured bottom left) crack a smile.

Those were the days, but my god how did they manage to keep their junk in those pants.

Source: Miamiflashfan via reddit

Roger, Roger.

We used to do the exact same thing to this kid back in high school during lunch. I guess the only difference is he wasn’t stealing our plays, he just wanted some friends — I’m sure even one would have been enough.

Shame.

A clear misunderstanding of how exactly to effectively execute the pick & roll. But to be fair, look at the size of that nose. That thing is so big even Kirstie Alley could fit one of her delicious zesty Italian sausage fingers up there.

Did someone say sausage?

I understand that watching Eva Longoria stand up from the seat directly in front of you while wearing no pants is a once in a lifetime opportunity, but fellas, try to be subtle.

Why do you think Jack Nicholson always wears sunglasses at Laker games?

Trust me, he’s not looking at that cake.

For anyone who missed last night’s game between the Boston Celtics and the Cleveland Cavaliers, here is the video of Rajon Rondo spiking the ball off Anderson Varejao’s nuts.

That is all.