Posts Tagged ‘Beach’

Because Kelly Brook is one of the sexiest and most popular models on the internet, we figured it would be wise to compile a massive list of all her photoshoots, and link to them from what we are affectionately calling The Great Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

We know we left out quite a few of Kelly Brook’s photoshoots (and tons of candids), but we’re hoping that this Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index suffices.

If not, feel free to drop us a line and a link in the comments and we’ll add your favorite gallery.

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Thanks for viewing the official Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

Some dude hiding in the bushes was able to snap a few pictures of Kelly Brook frolicking on a Barbados beach in a bikini. Being a paparazzi seems similar to being a predator photographer for National Geographic. You fly all over the world snapping photos of subjects from the cover of trees and bushes… It’s just a lot more pathetic, and if your cover is blown, you’re not eaten alive, you simply become extremely depressed with what your life has become–you’re paid to creep on people no one should care about from bushes and take pictures of them.

Then we put the photos online and hypocritically chastise the creeps who take them.

Where you know Kelly Brook From:

The internet, I guess? Does it matter? I don’t really even (care to) know who she is.

Sports Illustrated recently released the 2009 Swimsuit Issue and featured Bar Refaeli on the cover but didn’t include a photo set of SI favorite Marisa Miller–(with Brooklyn Decker they didn’t really need to).

Victoria’s Secret however, took advantage of Miller’s absence from SI and booked her for a few shots in their upcoming catalog.

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosia, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes are waiting below.

For best viewing click the small square in the slideshow for fullscreen

If you’ve landed on this page you probably don’t care what I have to say about Audrina Patridge kicking it on the beach in a bikini unless it’s–Audrina Patridge is kicking it on the beach in a bikini and she has explosive fake tits–so I’ll leave it at that.

If the boobs below are too small, click that little square button on the right side of the slideshow to go fullscreen.

Fergie was spotted on the beach heading off to go sailing in a bikini, but who cares? The only thing that she’s ever done that anyone should consider really god damn important happened on stage a few years ago.

Remember, she was singing a few terrible songs from her terrible album and midway through her terrible set she took a piss in her pants? Remember that? If not, here’s a link to the image.

Hope that doesn’t spoil these pics of her in a bikini.

Marisa Miller was spotted on St. Barts beach readying herself, and taking part in her first of many swimsuit shoots in 2009. If you don’t know who she is, this is likely your first time on the internets. If this is true, here’s a quick briefing via chickipedia:

Marisa Miller is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.

She loves football, muscle cars and cooking which makes her the coolest supermodel on the planet, as well as the hottest. Voted #9 in the AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women 2008 Edition. She was also voted Hottest Babe 2008 by Maxim Magazine.

Impressive, right? Wait till you see the gallery below…

There’s really not much to say about Marisa Miller posing on the beach in a bikini–and even if there was, no one would want to read about it.

What I’m writing now is basically what the middle paragraphs of term papers are to high school english teachers–pointless filler between the first and last paragraphs, or in thie case, between the front and the rear.