A couple of guys in Barcelona go to the beach to jump on an inflated exercise ball while wearing jeans and camouflage cargo shorts. I think that pretty much sums it up.

It’s Wednesday, and being the middle of the week, we like to offer some nsfwishness to those who find themselves mindlessly sifting through blogs from their office cubicle, forgetting they are at work, forgetting they are supposed to be working.

Cut to: Boss walks by.

Schwartzman! What the fuck are you looking at!?… See me in my office.

There are two ways to impress ladies at the beach. the first — be a good looking guy with a good looking body with a good looking puppy with a good looking bottle of tequila…

The second — wear all your clothes and faceplant into the sand from a rock structure ten feet above the location your targeted ladies sit.

Works every time it works.

Or maybe it’s the other way around. Either way, let these photos remind you how badly you wish you could be at the beach and not in your cubicle, and how hot your girlfriend isn’t.

¡Viva la Olivia Munn!

Despite these photos being a little grainy, I think it’s safe to say that Kelly Brook wearing a bikini at the beach is another reason to hit the gym… Or as I would do, the pool, and a bottle of tequila.

Does that even make sense?

Whatever.

Because Kelly Brook is one of the sexiest and most popular models on the internet, we figured it would be wise to compile a massive list of all her photoshoots, and link to them from what we are affectionately calling The Great Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

We know we left out quite a few of Kelly Brook’s photoshoots (and tons of candids), but we’re hoping that this Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index suffices.

If not, feel free to drop us a line and a link in the comments and we’ll add your favorite gallery.

(Click thumbnail to view galleries)

Thanks for viewing the official Kelly Brook Web Gallery Index.

Some dude hiding in the bushes was able to snap a few pictures of Kelly Brook frolicking on a Barbados beach in a bikini. Being a paparazzi seems similar to being a predator photographer for National Geographic. You fly all over the world snapping photos of subjects from the cover of trees and bushes… It’s just a lot more pathetic, and if your cover is blown, you’re not eaten alive, you simply become extremely depressed with what your life has become–you’re paid to creep on people no one should care about from bushes and take pictures of them.

Then we put the photos online and hypocritically chastise the creeps who take them.

Where you know Kelly Brook From:

The internet, I guess? Does it matter? I don’t really even (care to) know who she is.

Sports Illustrated recently released the 2009 Swimsuit Issue and featured Bar Refaeli on the cover but didn’t include a photo set of SI favorite Marisa Miller–(with Brooklyn Decker they didn’t really need to).

Victoria’s Secret however, took advantage of Miller’s absence from SI and booked her for a few shots in their upcoming catalog.

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosia, Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes are waiting below.

For best viewing click the small square in the slideshow for fullscreen

If the boobs below are too small, click that little square button on the right side of the slideshow to go fullscreen.

Remember, she was singing a few terrible songs from her terrible album and midway through her terrible set she took a piss in her pants? Remember that? If not, here’s a link to the image.

Hope that doesn’t spoil these pics of her in a bikini.