What do you get when you cross 2008 Gold Medalist Shawn Johnson, 16 year old body builder Richard Sandrak wearing a speedo, and a hairy beaver? I know you’re thinking something along the lines of a transexual version of a naked Danny DeVito, but you’d be wrong.

Correct answer?

Shawn Johnson in a Bikini.

Word on the street is that her parents mortgaged their house several times to keep her in gymnastics – they better hope she gets some sponsorships that are at least as big as, well… her legs.

I figure to round it out, it only to makes sense to throw in a picture of Shawn’s 2008 Beijing teammates in bikinis as well. So without further ado, here is Nastia Liukin and Alicia Sacramone – As far as I’m concerned, you’ve got to give Sacramone the gold.