Posts Tagged ‘Beijing’

Leryn Franco competed for Paraguay at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, tossing her javelin 15 meters shy of her personal record to finish 51st overall. Thoroughly embarrassed, but sexy nonetheless, Leryn Franco flew home to Paraguay and shot a gold medal winning swimsuit calendar.

In 2009 her luck failed again–Leryn Franco placed 86th in AskMen’s Top 99 Women poll. We suspect voter fraud kept her out of the Top 10 (mostly because Anne Hathaway, who has a unibrow, placed 5th!?)

Even though their names sound Eastern European, or in the case of Shawn Johnson, Celtic (the Boston kind) – this trifecta is actually the cornerstone of Team USA’s female artistic gymnastic discipline.

Coming in at under 5′2″, The trio is a perfect fit in China – Less their gender, we all know how the Chinese people (government) cherish their baby girls.

Shawn Johnson

Date of birth: January 19, 1992 (age 16)
Place of birth: West Des Moines, Iowa
Height: 4′9″

Keep your pants on guys, she’s only 16.