Banned In Hollywood » ben ryan Archives – Banned In Hollywood http://www.bannedinhollywood.com Men's Lifestyle | Humor, Sports, Weird News, Style, Girls, Entertainment & Gadgets Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:50:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 If you need to move massive tractor tires, Ben Ryan is your man http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/if-you-need-to-move-massive-tractor-tires-ben-ryan-is-your-man/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/if-you-need-to-move-massive-tractor-tires-ben-ryan-is-your-man/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:48:04 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=7046 picture 22 If you need to move massive tractor tires, Ben Ryan is your manIf you have massive tractor tires, several bales of hay, or a few basketball size stones in your backyard and you need them moved, Ben Ryan will come to your house, lift them up, and then put them back down in a slightly different place.

Remember to ask him not to drive on your front lawn, otherwise he’ll show up and tear your grass apart by doing wheelies on his ATV.

Then he’ll take off his shirt and sit pensively thinking about how long to wait before sprinting up a mountain with his journeyman backpack on.

“Loren? I. Love. Yoooooooooooou.”

(this won’t make any sense until you watch the whole video. Yes. All seven and a half minutes)

Life fail…



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