I remember seeing Katherine Heigl in Knocked Up, which was really the first time I ever saw her act, and I thought she was sexy. But like one of those magic eye posters at the mall, the more I look at her, the more annoyed I get. There’s just something about her that doesn’t sit right in my stomach, kind of like a burrito from Chipotle, only the meat at Chipotle is 95% fat free…

She either needs to take off those biplane goggles or join the fight. By the way, the Peter Griffin double chin isn’t Photoshopped, that’s all natural baby!