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		<title>Whack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How degrading&#8230; And now for our daily link roundup: Hump Day Hotties [Funtasticus] The 50 best (female) wardrobe malfunctions in sports [Guyism] YouTube Hero Toiletdude7 Reviews Over 200 Different Commodes [Asylum] The Office Set Gets Even More Awkward [COED Magazine] 4chan Sends Justin Bieber to North Korea [Fork Party] World of West Virginia [Fork Party] ]]></description>
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<p>How degrading&#8230;<span id="more-15896"></span></p>
<p><strong><em>And now for our daily link roundup:</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.funtasticus.com/2010/07/21/hump-day-hotties-july-21-2010/" target="_blank">Hump Day Hotties</a> [Funtasticus]</strong><em><br />
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<p><a href="http://guyism.com/2010/07/wardrobe-malfunctions-sports-female.html"><strong>The  50 best (female) wardrobe malfunctions in sports</strong></a><strong> [Guyism]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/02/youtube-hero-toiletdude7-reviews-over-200-different-toilets/"><strong>YouTube  Hero Toiletdude7 Reviews Over 200 Different Commodes</strong></a><strong> [Asylum]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2010/06/30/the-office-set-gets-even-more-awkward/"><strong>The  Office Set Gets Even More Awkward</strong></a><strong> [COED Magazine]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.forkparty.com/4chan-sends-justin-bieber-to-north-korea/"><strong>4chan  Sends Justin Bieber to North Korea</strong></a><strong> [Fork Party]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/world-west-virginia"><strong>World  of West Virginia</strong></a><strong> [Fork Party]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.uncoached.com/2010/07/02/got-a-problem-call-childhood-obesity-man/"><strong>Got  a Problem? Call Childhood Obesity Man!</strong></a><strong> [Uncoached]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18606_8-historic-symbols-that-mean-opposite-what-you-think.html"><strong>8   Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think</strong></a><strong> [Cracked]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.popcrunch.com/25-dumbest-celebrity-quotes/"><strong>25  Dumbest Celebrity Quotes</strong></a><strong> [PopCrunch]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://dvd.ign.com/articles/110/1101926p1.html"><strong>The  Best Animated Movies You’ve Never Seen</strong></a><strong> [IGN]</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/06/unwanted-erections-in-life-graph/"><strong>Unwanted  Erections In Life Graph</strong></a><strong> [Regretful Morning]</strong></p>
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		<title>Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top Lists]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Holy&#8217; may not be the greatest way to describe the following 7 moments, but regardless these are the not so definitive Top 7 Moments in Holy Sh!t&#8230; (In no particular order&#8230; Except for the last one&#8230;)]]></description>
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<p>&#8216;Holy&#8217; may not be the greatest way to describe the following 7 moments, but regardless these are the not so definitive<strong> Top 7 Moments in Holy Sh!t&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>(In no particular order&#8230; Except for the last one&#8230;)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-sshit.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3820" title="bird-sshit" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-sshit.jpg" alt="bird sshit Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T" width="450" height="276" /></a> <a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/birdshit-bombing.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3824" title="birdshit-bombing" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/birdshit-bombing-260x500.jpg" alt="birdshit bombing 260x500 Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T" width="143" height="276" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-poop-art-car3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3826" title="bird-poop-art-car3" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-poop-art-car3.jpg" alt="bird poop art car3 Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T" width="366" height="275" /></a> <a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-shit.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3821" title="bird-shit" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-shit.jpg" alt="bird shit Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T" width="229" height="277" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/image.php?image=http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-shit-car.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3822" title="bird-shit-car" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bird-shit-car-595x446.jpg" alt="bird shit car 595x446 Top 7 Moments in HOLY SH!T" width="600" height="449" /></a></p>
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		<title>Bird Steals Kids Pet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under normal circumstances I wouldn&#8217;t post two videos on the same day, but this, being one of my favorite videos, forced me to. I used to pitch in little league when I was growing up and for whatever reason, I loved the sound of a fastball hitting the square of an unsuspecting twelve year old&#8217;s ]]></description>
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Under normal circumstances I wouldn&#8217;t post two videos on the same day, but this, being one of my favorite videos, forced me to.</p>
<p>I used to pitch in little league when I was growing up and for whatever reason, I loved the sound of a fastball hitting the square of an unsuspecting twelve year old&#8217;s back, it was worth giving the free pass. It was hollow and empty, but resonated with a satisfactory thud. It was, like <a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/classic-dosage-marisa-miller/" target="_blank">Marisa Miller</a>, more than satisfying.</p>
<p>On some strange way, this video brings back those same memories &#8211; the father, so worried about his son&#8217;s well being. The son, crying himself to sleep that night. And the father, while his son whimpers from the other room, uploading the moment for the world to see&#8230; Thank you dad.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why don&#8217;t you put him up, let him play a little bit&#8230; Wooosh.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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