Posts Tagged ‘Boobs’

It was not difficult at all to come up with different ways to say ‘boobs’, but it was difficult to limit the number of ways to just 20. We did the best we could.

If you enjoy this list, check out the 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms – it’s even better…

If you get stumped (you really shouldn’t) check the bottom of the page for the answer key.

Official Answer Key (In Order Of Appearance):

• Midget Earmuffs
• Jugs
• Gourds
• Torpedoes
• Chesticles
• Mail Bags
• Headlights
• Melons
• 2-Point Jumpers
• Porky Pigs
• Cans
• Bazookas
• Bee Stings
• Balloons
• Twins
• Congo Bongos
• Sweater Stretchers
• Chest Hams
• Shamu Flappers (Fat Chicks)
• Sweater Puppies

It’s natural for men to check out attractive women when we see them – most of the time we can’t help it. When done correctly appropriately, a harmless glance does not call attention to the onlooker and no one notices.

However, an extended ass or tit glance won’t get you very far in the dating/not pissing off your wife game, especially when caught on camera… and you’re David Beckham… or President Barack Obama.

Get ready for The Unborn with this short film (Banned In Hollywood)

Wife bites husband’s penis (F-Listed)

Butttttttt (Busted Coverage)

The Don Chavez year end recap (Don Chavez)

Santa Sutra – 9 Holiday Sex Positions That’ll Stuff Your Stocking (The Bachelor Guy)

Bah Humbug! Anti-Christmas Movies (Gunaxin)

Adventures In Badly Decorated Christmas Yards (YepYep)

Nothing better than those family Christmas cards you receive every year (Afrojacks)

Megan Fox Named World’s Sexiest Star (MoonDog Sports)

Osama Bin Kitten (Observation Bubble)

They look Asian to me so we all know those rivits aren’t that far off.

Standing over a “open 24 hrs” sign is an honor
The Bachelor Guy does 120 in a Vett
Britney and K-Fed, yet again
The USC head cheerleading coach sure does know how to pick an awesome squad
All the information you will ever need about beer in one simple circle diagram
I’m telling you, Jason Bourne is REAL
Corrie does look like an angel walking down the runway
Everyone watches David Blaine even if you want him dead
12 Cigarette ads that your mother would have a fuss about

Audrina Patridge from MTV’s The Hills has a tough time keeping her clothes on. Most of the time she’s in a bikini, a bikini, or a bikini, but then there was that one time where she tried to pose for Playboy.

Remember that?

Don’t think that we think any less of her because she can’t stand her clothes–we don’t care–just click on the links above because that’s what you’re here for…