Posts Tagged ‘Britney Spears’

If you’re Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer Chad Smith, you don’t want to hear kids and adults alike asking for your autograph… because you’re Will Ferrell.

On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

Check out the following Celebrity Look-alikes for more.

Megan Fox and Barbara Mori

America Ferrera and Jordin Sparks

Beyonce and Shakira

Chad Smith and Will Ferrell

Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford

Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary-Kate Olsen

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Jessica Alba and Elizabeth Berkley

Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile

A friend of mine on Facebook tagged me as a baby duct-taped to a wall today and it gave me the idea to compile this photo-list. Britney Spears may be as stupid as a parent as she is retarded as a human, but after scouring the intertubes for a solid thirty minutes, I’ve realized there are parents much worse than her.

These are 20 of them.

20. The Trunk Bunk

19. Airbag KO

18. Daycare

17. He must have adopted

16. Role reversal

15. Who Needs a Shopping Cart?

14. Mermaid Aspires To Be Mermadam

13. Typical Amy

12. Taking advantage of his height

11. Bait?

10. Pug Hug

9. No!

8. Nooooooooooo!

7. Mr. Practical

6. Toddler in tow

5. McCharlie Sandwich

4. Can’t get no respect

3. Wants her son to be an Olympic Diver

2. Starting Early

1. Real men don’t push strollers

Not that we didn’t already know that Britney Spears sings about as well as most YouTube video uploaders, this video does to Britney what this photo does to seal clubbing – you know it goes on, but until you witness it first hand, you have no idea how primitive it really is.

Living off of Britney Spears’ monthly cash installments, Kevin Federline is showing the world that men can do what women have been doing for decades. The New York Post reports,

Britney Spears has put ex-hubby Kevin Federline on a diet because he’s gained a whopping 85 pounds. The 5-foot-10 former backup dancer, who weighed 150 pounds when they married in 2004, now tips the scales at about 235 pounds.

Back when they were married, Kevin used to chide Britney about her weight, but now the dinner table has turned. These days, it is Britney who is making the jokes – calling him ‘K-Fatter-line’ and other names.

“She’ll ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’” revealed a source.

“Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’” said the source. “ says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy. Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.”

Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks,” said the source, “because women still love him.”

When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine.

When you’re Maxim Magazine and you want to feature Britney Spears on the cover despite the fact that she’s fat, has had too many kids, and is more than a little bit insane, what do you do?

You search back in your files, find a Britney Spears photoshoot from 2002, photoshop her up and release her issue in Germany. No one will ever know the difference.

ANAHEIM – Britney Spears packed her bags, put her kids in their cages, and headed out to watch what could have been the final ALDS game between the Boston Red Sox and the Anaheim Angels.

The pop singer, who was expecting to see the LSU Tigers, arrived at Angel Stadium to closed gates where she initially realized that the game was in Boston, followed by a skeptical but eventual realization that the LSU Tigers weren’t playing in the series, both of which were trumped by her brief and frightening realization that despite popular belief, she is in fact a real, live, living but barely breathing human being.

Playing to her stereotypical redneck strengths, she opted for go-kart racing. Good choice Britney, good choice.

Because naming a team from Los Angeles The Rams makes about as much sense as seeing a Matthew McConaughey flick, the team at Banned In Hollywood decided to come up with some suggestions for an LA football team name based on the virtuous Los Angeles reputation.

And because Pittsburgh is known for its thieves, Kansas City for its Police squad and Green Bay for its gay district, we decided that looking to what the great city of Los Angeles has to offer would inspire us.

The Los Angeles Failed Actors AKA the LA Thespians:

When considering what the LA Failed Actors uniform would be, I exhausted myself because actors wear so many different costumes. But then I realized that the most common outfit actors in Los Angeles wear are waiter’s clothes. Think about it, it’s perfect – The Cincinnati Bengals aren’t actually Tigers, they just dress up that way. And similarly, the LA Failed Actors aren’t really Waiters, they just dress that way, because in reality they’re actors, failed or not.

The only problem the Failed Actors might face as a team, could be their reliability on the field; they’d constantly be showing up late because they couldn’t afford cars so they’d ride bikes, and always miss games for auditions that they never would end up getting.

The Los Angeles Scenesters:

The LA Scenesters may run into problems because, as a general rule, emo scenesters don’t do helmets. In order to look as good as they think they do, they have to flat-iron half of their hair, then flap-jack it to one side, spike the tail of their man-mullet (pronounced Moo-Lei), and feather the other half of their hair, all the while leaving time to iron their black, collard Hot Topic shirt, put on their skinny tie, throw on their scarf and blazer and drive to the gas station to fill up their Scion XB and buy cigarettes. On the one hand however, they’ll already have the really tight pants and black eye makeup.

Plus, like the Arizona Diamondbacks being nicknamed the D-Backs, we could nickname the Los Angeles Scenesters the D-Bags.