On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

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Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

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Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

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Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

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Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile

A friend of mine on Facebook tagged me as a baby duct-taped to a wall today and it gave me the idea to compile this photo-list. Britney Spears may be as stupid as a parent as she is retarded as a human, but after scouring the intertubes for a solid thirty minutes, I’ve realized there are parents much worse than her.

These are 20 of them.

20. The Trunk Bunk

19. Airbag KO

18. Daycare

17. He must have adopted

16. Role reversal

15. Who Needs a Shopping Cart?

14. Mermaid Aspires To Be Mermadam

13. Typical Amy

12. Taking advantage of his height

11. Bait?

10. Pug Hug

9. No!

8. Nooooooooooo!

7. Mr. Practical

6. Toddler in tow

5. McCharlie Sandwich

4. Can’t get no respect

3. Wants her son to be an Olympic Diver

2. Starting Early

1. Real men don’t push strollers

Not that we didn’t already know that Britney Spears sings about as well as most YouTube video uploaders, this video does to Britney what this photo does to seal clubbing – you know it goes on, but until you witness it first hand, you have no idea how primitive it really is.

Britney Spears has put ex-hubby Kevin Federline on a diet because he’s gained a whopping 85 pounds. The 5-foot-10 former backup dancer, who weighed 150 pounds when they married in 2004, now tips the scales at about 235 pounds.

Back when they were married, Kevin used to chide Britney about her weight, but now the dinner table has turned. These days, it is Britney who is making the jokes – calling him ‘K-Fatter-line’ and other names.

“She’ll ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’” revealed a source.

“Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’” said the source. “[Kevin] says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy. Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy.”

Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks,” said the source, “because women still love him.”

When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine.

When you’re Maxim Magazine and you want to feature Britney Spears on the cover despite the fact that she’s fat, has had too many kids, and is more than a little bit insane, what do you do?

You search back in your files, find a Britney Spears photoshoot from 2002, photoshop her up and release her issue in Germany. No one will ever know the difference.

ANAHEIM – Britney Spears packed her bags, put her kids in their cages, and headed out to watch what could have been the final ALDS game between the Boston Red Sox and the Anaheim Angels.

The pop singer, who was expecting to see the LSU Tigers, arrived at Angel Stadium to closed gates where she initially realized that the game was in Boston, followed by a skeptical but eventual realization that the LSU Tigers weren’t playing in the series, both of which were trumped by her brief and frightening realization that despite popular belief, she is in fact a real, live, living but barely breathing human being.

Playing to her stereotypical redneck strengths, she opted for go-kart racing. Good choice Britney, good choice.

And because Pittsburgh is known for its thieves, Kansas City for its Police squad and Green Bay for its gay district, we decided that looking to what the great city of Los Angeles has to offer would inspire us.

The Los Angeles Failed Actors AKA the LA Thespians:

When considering what the LA Failed Actors uniform would be, I exhausted myself because actors wear so many different costumes. But then I realized that the most common outfit actors in Los Angeles wear are waiter’s clothes. Think about it, it’s perfect – The Cincinnati Bengals aren’t actually Tigers, they just dress up that way. And similarly, the LA Failed Actors aren’t really Waiters, they just dress that way, because in reality they’re actors, failed or not.

The only problem the Failed Actors might face as a team, could be their reliability on the field; they’d constantly be showing up late because they couldn’t afford cars so they’d ride bikes, and always miss games for auditions that they never would end up getting.

The Los Angeles Scenesters:

The LA Scenesters may run into problems because, as a general rule, emo scenesters don’t do helmets. In order to look as good as they think they do, they have to flat-iron half of their hair, then flap-jack it to one side, spike the tail of their man-mullet (pronounced Moo-Lei), and feather the other half of their hair, all the while leaving time to iron their black, collard Hot Topic shirt, put on their skinny tie, throw on their scarf and blazer and drive to the gas station to fill up their Scion XB and buy cigarettes. On the one hand however, they’ll already have the really tight pants and black eye makeup.

Plus, like the Arizona Diamondbacks being nicknamed the D-Backs, we could nickname the Los Angeles Scenesters the D-Bags.

The LA Addicts:

Because the entire Spears family would have defense under control, and the Lohan family, offense, a bench filled with the likes of Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, David Hasselhoff, Matthey Perry, Robert Downey Jr, Tim Allen, Eddie Van Halen, Nicole Richie, Kate Moss, Drew Barrymore, Whitney Houston, Colin Farrell, and Keith Richards could do what prison does to criminals, to celebrities trying to get clean – and I’m not talking about anal sex.

That said, keeping Hasselhoff on the bench is probably a good thing. We all saw how he handled that burger, just imagine him with the pigskin.

The Anaheim Angels of Los Angeles:

Not that anyone would want to be associated with Anaheim if they didn’t have to, this is more of a revenge name. As far as I’m (and city boundaries) concerned, there is only one baseball team in Los Angeles and they’re called the Dodgers. So to get back at the Angel baseball team, the The Anaheim Angels of Los Angeles football team could do to their uniforms, what the Anaheim Angel baseball team did to Los Angeles – downright steal.

This is definitely my favorite idea, but let’s entertain one last possible LA football team.

The Los Angeles Aliens (not that kind):

The great thing about illegally owning the Los Angeles Aliens is that you could get away with paying the league minimum… for one player, distributed throughout the entire team. Additionally, if a player were to get injured, you could just run down to Home Depot and pick out a replacement. However, they may be a difficult bunch to coach because of both the language barrier and because Horchata doesn’t have the same replenishing nutrients that Gatorade has. No mames.

The upside? Yell “la migra!” and Jose the running back will shift it into 6th gear.

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge - Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey O’Day – See though
Beyonce Knowles – On Stage Nip Slip!
Britney Spears – No Bra!
Britney Spears – Put away you vag please
Britney Spears – We’re begging you…
Britney Spears – Now this is just getting old.
Britney Spears – Not Again
Britney Spears – Ok, Now You’re Just Not Trying
Britney Spears – OK, One more time…
Britney Spears – Nipple peeking out at Grammys
Britney Spears – Flashes a Nipple and a Boob!
Cameron Diaz – Nude Shots (click images to reveal)
Carmen Electra – Good N’ Neked
Christina Aguilera – Try wearing some underwear next time
Christina Ricci – Is not hot
Cindy Crawford – Topless
Claire Danes – Nip Slip
Demi Moore – Nipple slip see through
Emma Watson – Upskirt
Eva Mendes – Italian Vogue
Gisele Bundchen – See through
Gisele Bundchen – Topless and Nip Slips
Gisele Bundchen – Sexy and Naked!
Gisele Bundchen – Nude
Hayden Panettiere – Birthday Bikini Nip Slip
Halle Berry – Nipple/Breast slip from her new film
Halle Berry – Titty Twister?
Heidi Klum – Completely Topless!
Janet Jackson – What’s on your nippy?
Janet Jackson – or E.T?
Jennifer Garner – Is hot.
Jessica Alba – Not Naked, But Not Bad
Jessica Alba – Is see through!
Jessica Biel – Legs for days, @ss for weeks!
Jessica Gomes – Topless for GQ
Jessica Simpson – Boob Out!
Jessica Simpson – Almost…
Jessica Simpson – Breast Inspection
Jodie marsh – Nipple busting out
Julianne Moore – Vogue Paris
Kate Moss – Little tiny Nipples outside
Keeley Hazell – Huge And Topless!
Keeley Hazell – Topless In Hollywood
Kelly Brook – Topless at the beach
Kim Kardashian – Big Booty
Kimberly Walsh – Gotta watch out for the side nippy.
Kristin Davis - Sexage Tape Pics
Madonna – Nipples
Karolina Kurkova – No Shirt
Kate Moss – See Through
Katie Holmes – Barely a Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Tan Boob Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Put that thing away..
Lindsay Lohan – SEX TAPE
Lindsay Lohan – See through
Lindsay Lohan – Firecrotch
Lindsay Lohan – Beach Boobage
Lindsay Lohan – Now that’s just disgusting
Lindsay Lohan – Chest Hams
Lucy Pinder – Topless
Marcia Cross – Put some clothes on your wrinkled body.
Marian Carey – Photoshoot Nip Slip
Mariah Carey – Don’t know how to call this one
Marisa Miller - Bikini nip slip!
Marisa Tomei – Nude Vids
Megan Fox – Nip Slip!
Megan Fox – No Top!
Mischa Barton – Make sure to wear the whole shirt next time
Mischa Barton – Oldschool Boobs
Mischa Barton – Let’s it slip through the shirt
Mischa Barton – Closing The Ring
Natalie Portman – Bare
Natalie Portman – At Hotel
Neve Campbell – Floppers
Nicolette Sheridan – Nip Slip
Nicolette Sheridan – Is it that tough to keep a bikini on?
Olivia Munn – Pulls a breast out on TV!
Pam Anderson – run-a-way-nipple
Paris Hilton – See through
Paris Hilton – Put that thing away!
Paris Hilton – Surfing Nip
Rebecca Gayheart – Knows what she’s getting into…
Rebecca Gayheart – Topless
Rihanna – See through nipples!
Rihanna – See through Nip Slip
Sharon Stone – Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless!
Sienna Miller – Needs a bikini, not duct tape
Sienna Miller – Again!
Sienna Miller – And Again…
Sienna Miller – Beach Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless
Sophie Monk – No bra and hard nips
Tiffani Amber Thiessen – Looks good to me
Tila Tequila – See through
Uma Thurman – This is what happens when you buy the see through dress
Vanessa Minnillo – Not Too Cute
Victoria Beckham – Nippleage
Whitney Port – Nipple Slip in a bikini
Whitney Port – Nip Slip
Winona Ryder – Nude