What was he fishing for down there anyway, Lindsay Lohan?
I guess it doesn’t really matter, but what does matter is that everyone notice how damn short that dude on the far left is – you know the cop is heading over there next to ticket him for removing his leash… Nice track suit by the way.

Today I was at a coffee shop in Westwood Village which, if you don’t know, is at and around UCLA. And if you’re like me, then you like your coffee like you don’t like your women – black. Which is fine, it’s a personal preference just like being gay is.
That said, I avoided the “Splenda Bar” and headed for the door when, from the corner of my eye, I noticed something a bit odd creeping through the window.
It was a shirtless bum that appeared to have lost something either down …