Like telling a girl you love her before you hook up with her, just because it works in movies does not mean it works in real life — the above picture is proof of this. Wouldn’t it have been easier for him to put something over his face and not worry about the camera at all?

Or better yet, put something over his face — maybe one of those standard issue burglar masks — then spray the camera? Or even better, take that elevator behind him right on up to the roof, hustle to the edge, and jump off as quickly as possible because he’s 36, living with mom and dad, sleeping in a twin, and stealing ATM machines for a living…

Shoulda gone to college.