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How you know her: Because Chickipedia exists, we know she is a “correspondent for both The Today Show and Access Hollywood, Maria is also cobbling together something of an acting career. She has appeared on the TV shows Without a Trace (Poppy Montgomery, Roselyn Sanchez), One Tree Hill (Sophia Bush, Hilary Burton, Chad Michael Murray) and Scrubs, the movies Fantastic Four (Jessica Alba) and Kickin It Old School (Vivica A. Fox).

She was also in the Jessica Simpson video “Public Affair,” along with fellow sizzlers Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Millian (Maria’s the one beating the crap out of Jessica Simpson… and providing catharsis for much of America). Maria also files an occasional report for the NBC Nightly News, proving she can handle the hard news in addition to the entertainment beat.”

Today’s Links:

• A 19-year-old Jew model you’ll like – no kidding
• Rip off these fake leaves and you have Sabrina topless
• Yep, the BC intern struck out with Maja
• Best ass we’ve seen all week on Ms. Zita in Hungary FHM
• Adriana Karembeau is sexy
• 10 All-Time Hottest Cleavage Commercials

I’m not exactly sure what is going on in these photos, but I can say that it looks shockingly similar to what occurs on the beaches of Half Moon Bay in Northern California where harbor seals try to unbeach themselves at the onset of low tide — it’s awkward, sluggish, and little embarassing for everyone/everything involved.

The NCAA play-in game is the opening game of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament featuring the 64th and 65th seeded teams. The winner of the game continues on in the tournament, facing one of the top seeds in the first round.

The play-in game of the 2009 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament was played on Tuesday at the University of Dayton Arena in Dayton, Ohio. The Alabama State Hornets fell to the Morehead State Eagles 58 to 43.

Because we know that no one really cares about either team, we’ve provided what little entertainment value could be extracted from the game–candid shots of Erin Andrews’ ass courtesy of some creepy dude who must have rationalized that because it seemed like he was watching a WNBA game, he might as well find something entertaining to do–like taking ass shots of women he doesn’t know.

Alabama was playing so all the female fans were wearing KFC uniforms and had mustaches–logically he crept after Erin Andrews and fired away.