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Vanity License Plates, For Your Health (60 Pictures)

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:14:39 +0000

Nothing says “blow me” like a vanity license plate that says “blow me” and 59 other great examples of how to douche out on the road.

30 Crazy Things You Might See On The Road

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:58:28 +0000

Is that a 60-foot tall chicken in my sideview mirror or are you just happy to see me?

51 Examples of Cruel Car Revenge

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 18:40:24 +0000

Never mess with another man’s automobile may be good advice if you’re speaking to another man, but when women get involved you better make sure you have a garage that’s bitchproofed (and in that one picture, hipsterproofed).

The Lighter Side Of Crashing Into A Store

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 20:30:11 +0000

At least someone’s able to see the silver lining in a pickup truck driving through the front window of their shop.

Either that or local graffiti artists have a decent sense of humor.

10 Magnificent WTFMobiles

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 19:27:43 +0000

People take pride in their automobiles, which in some cases means they modify their vehicles to reflect their personality, which in some cases means they do everything in their power to make their cars look as retarded as possible.

Me? I love hamburgers, so naturally I modified my car to look like a giant double-double and every time I step on the gas six gallons of thousand island dressing comes out of my exhaust pipe — it gets expensive and my friends don’t really get it but I’m really passionate.

Get In The Slow Lane, Bitch

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 17:41:20 +0000

The police equivalent of helping a lowly old grandmother cross the street — only in this case it’s surely a Asian woman — just not the Tokyo Drift kind.

Parking: You’re Doing It Wrong

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:40:38 +0000

I was always under the impression that you were supposed to slow down and park your car when trying to park your car but I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Apparently you’re supposed to jam your vehicle, without slowing down, in, around, and on top of cars and buildings that surround the 25-square meter area you are attempting to arrive at.

Take notes.

Cops Love Breakfast Sandwiches

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:34:11 +0000

What is it about cops and their insatiable appetite for anything unhealthy? Donuts, breakfast sandwiches, those cheese injected hot dogs that have been spinning for three months at 7-Eleven, beating up black people…

You’d think that staying in shape would be part of the job requirement, but then again, if they were in shape they might actually be able to arrest people without having to use tasers, and where’s the fun in that?

Damn Canadians, You’re Not Fooling Anyone

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 19:59:01 +0000

In an effort to not look like an out-of-towner, I did the exact same thing when I took a trip to Ontario, only instead of American Flags, Cinderella posters, Mario Party fliers, a Happy Birthday sign, a Mickey Mouse placard and a sound system blazing the latest Lynyrd Skynyrd album, I simply wrapped my van in Nickelback paraphernalia and blasted Justin Bieber — no one in eyesight or earshot got laid for 16 days.

Make sure you click the image for mind-blinding enlargement.

How Not To Be A Crane

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 00:26:19 +0000

You would think that being a crane wouldn’t need a how not to be a crane photoguide, but in the event that you’re being a crane near a large body of water, you better be safe and check out our guide.

Photo Credit: VT.edu