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How Robert Pattinson Landed A Role In Twilight

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:31:28 +0000

Sure it’s a lot of people, but if he did two at a time he could have pulled this off in a day or two at the most — which is a pretty small price to pay for effectively launching your acting career.

No homo.

Source: Cookiepants via Reddit

10 Awesomely Strange Celebrity Photos

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:56:26 +0000

Given the name of the website, we should probably try to include a few celebrity posts every once in a while that aren’t just a bunch of pictures of attractive women.

So in honor of Celebrities being strange (no, not you Keanu), we present our bi-annual celebrity post — 10 Awesomely Strange Celebrity Photos.

Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney Doing Dishes

Will Ferrell Looks Like Chili Peppers’ Drummer Chad Smith

The Tysonbomb

Victoria’s Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Is Getting Fat

Oh Hai Hawking

Bruthe

Why’s Your Cell PhoOh…

The Perfect Accessory For Any Red Carpet Affair

Jonesin’ For Some Zeta-Jones

Lil’ Tom

On Set: Behind The Scenes of Blockbuster Movies

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 20 May 2011 10:50:37 +0000

Below you’ll get an inside look on set of some of the most famous films of all time. I bet you never would have expected to see how sedentary and fake the shark from Jaws looks or find Gary Busey doing a bunch of coke in his trailer.

Oh wait…

Source: Aint It Cool News

Mugshots Of The Rich And Famous

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 20 May 2011 08:51:50 +0000

…but not necessarily in that order — how did you make it into this list Phil Spector, you creepy wall of sound bastard?

40 Celebrity Camel Toes

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 05:07:06 +0000

40 pictures of celebrity camel toes to round out your work week. A reminder to always wear underwear, that is of course if you’re a celeb and proned to cameltoes.

Let the camel toes commence.

80 Celebrity Polaroids

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:12:21 +0000

When it comes to paparazzi, there is really nothing redeeming about what they do. They stake out, they hassle, they stalk, they annoy, and they make a living off of the successes and the celebrity status of others (at least we do all our celebashing from the confines of the office).

And sure, some celebrities do not deserve privacy — Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are perfect examples of those who literally get what they ask for — and then choke on it.

Much differently, I came across the celebrity gallery at Portroids.com and thought it was a very cool idea — not just something to turn a dime. Below are 80 examples.

For more, check out Portroids.

Celebrities Then And Now

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:15:46 +0000

Here’s another set of celebrity then and now photos, similar to the set we posted before (link here). Make sure to check out the Baywatch Babes then and now photos before you leave as well (link here).

Madonna, 51

Meg Ryan, 48

Jane Fonda, 72

Jack Nicholson, 72

Andie MacDowell, 51

Bruce Jenner, 60

Cindy Crawford, 43

Clint Eastwood, 79

Kenny Rogers, 71

Courteney Cox, 45

Diane Keaton, 64

Ellen Barkin, 55

George Clooney, 48

Jessica Lange, 60

Joan van Ark, 66

Al Pacino, 69

Susan Sarandon, 63

Johnny Depp, 46

Julie Christie, 68

Michael Douglas, 65

Meryl Streep, 60

Nick Nolte, 68

Nichole Kidman, 42

Olivia Newton-John, 61

Priscilla Presley, 64

Sharon Stone, 51

Sheryl Crow, 47

Sylvester Stallone, 63

Top 10 Celebrity Photobombs

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:09:43 +0000

Timing, delivery, and emotional integrity are three of the most essential components of a great actor’s toolkit. Interestingly, these three components are also what makes for an exceptional photobomb.

Naturally we thought, who better to pull off the ideal photobomb than celebs who are versed in timing, delivery and emotional integrity?

Then we realized that celebrities usually aren’t very good actors…

10. Artie Lange Bomb

9. Chris Rock

8. Jake Gyllenhaal

7. Michael Cera

6. Jack Black

5. Verne Troyer

4. Kate Beckinsale’s Ginger Bomb

3. Mini Me Minibomb

2. The Hoff

1. Mike Tyson

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Celebs Then & Now

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:59:00 +0000

If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing.

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

Mickey Rourke

Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley

Kelly LeBrock

Keith Richards

Kathleen Turner

Janice Dickinson

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

Farrah Fawcett

David Lee Roth

Cybil Shepard

Bridget Bardot

Bridgette Nelson

Al Pacino

Kylie Minogue

Bon Jovi

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Will Smith

Spice Girls

Jennifer Lopez

24 Celebrities Who Look Alike

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:15:43 +0000

If you’re Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer Chad Smith, you don’t want to hear kids and adults alike asking for your autograph… because you’re Will Ferrell.

On the other hand, if you’re Barbara Mori (you might remember her from the telenovela Azul Tequila) getting the Megan Fox treatment every now and then is not such a bad thing.

Check out the following Celebrity Look-alikes for more.

Megan Fox and Barbara Mori

America Ferrera and Jordin Sparks

Beyonce and Shakira

Chad Smith and Will Ferrell

Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys

Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo

Jessica Alba and Marlene Favela

Gael Garcia Bernal and Juliette Lewis

Roselyn Sanchez and Patricia Velasquez

Charlize Theron and Natalie Maines

Roberto Carlos and Vin Diesel

Eva Mendes and Cindy Crawford

Nuno Gomes and Selma Hayek

Eva Longoria and Marsha Thomason

Thalia and Mariana Ochoa

Josh Harnett and Rafael Nadal

Tom Brady and Matt Damon

Lindsay Lohan and Zac Efron

Martina Hingis and Natalie Portman

Michelle Pfeiffer and Mary-Kate Olsen

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Jessica Alba and Elizabeth Berkley

Britney Spears and Bat Boy

Photo credit: Izismile