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Portuguese News on Death of Amy Winehouse

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:06:05 +0000

This ranks up there with that one time daytime TV star Kurt Cobain died when his pirate style monocular exploded in his face while he was birdwatching at his house.

Shame.

Corey Feldman Y U So Smal?

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:27:11 +0000

Looks like Corey Feldman has taken a page out of the best selling Tom Cruise popup book of kid-sized adults and brought it to life with the help of a 6’2″ Jerry O’Connell.

How about an E.T.-esque Goonies remastered edition theater release wherein Feldman reenacts all of his scenes from the film on a green screen and they slap him back in with his 80′s counterparts to make the movie a whole lot creepier and shittier — just like the E.T. remake.

And profit.

How Robert Pattinson Landed A Role In Twilight

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:31:28 +0000

Sure it’s a lot of people, but if he did two at a time he could have pulled this off in a day or two at the most — which is a pretty small price to pay for effectively launching your acting career.

No homo.

Source: Cookiepants via Reddit

66 Most Overrated Female Celebrities of 2011

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:20:10 +0000

It’s back! The list you love to hate to love. What a difference a year makes. Several of the ladies who appeared on the 2010 version of this list have been removed. The reasons for several of them not making the list this year is that apparently people out there agreed with us and stopped paying attention to them. We see that as a sign of progress. Unfortunately there was a whole new batch of ladies waiting in the wings to take their place as those undeserving of the praise they receive.

10 Awesomely Strange Celebrity Photos

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:56:26 +0000

Given the name of the website, we should probably try to include a few celebrity posts every once in a while that aren’t just a bunch of pictures of attractive women.

So in honor of Celebrities being strange (no, not you Keanu), we present our bi-annual celebrity post — 10 Awesomely Strange Celebrity Photos.

Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney Doing Dishes

Will Ferrell Looks Like Chili Peppers’ Drummer Chad Smith

The Tysonbomb

Victoria’s Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Is Getting Fat

Oh Hai Hawking

Bruthe

Why’s Your Cell PhoOh…

The Perfect Accessory For Any Red Carpet Affair

Jonesin’ For Some Zeta-Jones

Lil’ Tom

On Set: Behind The Scenes of Blockbuster Movies

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 20 May 2011 10:50:37 +0000

Below you’ll get an inside look on set of some of the most famous films of all time. I bet you never would have expected to see how sedentary and fake the shark from Jaws looks or find Gary Busey doing a bunch of coke in his trailer.

Oh wait…

Source: Aint It Cool News

Mugshots Of The Rich And Famous

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 20 May 2011 08:51:50 +0000

…but not necessarily in that order — how did you make it into this list Phil Spector, you creepy wall of sound bastard?

Lindsay Lohan Has A Cocktail

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 17:32:39 +0000

I realize now that titling this photo Lindsay Lohan has a cocktail isn’t going to turn any heads. I probably should have written something like, Lindsay Lohan is a Red Headed Slut with Coke.

Ehh, that wouldn’t really do it either. Maybe Lindsay Lohan is a Red Headed Slut with Coke Nipslip Crotchshot Drug Bust DUI Tits or GTFO!!!

Remember when she used to just be a singer? How boring was that?

The Brendan Fraser Transformation Is Almost Complete

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 19:08:30 +0000

From Encino Man to overweight guy to Caddyshack, the Brendan Fraser transformation is almost complete. Go to your nearest Blockbuster, which most likely still only exist in the midwest, rent yourself The Mummy Trilogy and enjoy Brendan’s waning b-actor moments before he succumbs to the pastrami sandwich and transforms into the slightly thinner, much less funny Caddyshack keystone — Rodney Dangerfield.

Brendan, we are waiting.

40 Celebrity Camel Toes

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 05:07:06 +0000

40 pictures of celebrity camel toes to round out your work week. A reminder to always wear underwear, that is of course if you’re a celeb and proned to cameltoes.

Let the camel toes commence.