Christina Aguilera Archives – Banned In Hollywood

Christina Aguilera And The Case Of Her Ever Expanding Chest Hams

Brotha Jonze July 18, 2008 4

Phase 1: Baby Boomers When: Initial celebrity status following her hit single Genie In A Bottle up until just after Moulin Rouge. Needs work. Size: B Cup, Aka Pointers. Phase 2: Sleeping Tumors When:

Celebrity Baby or Dog’s Name?

SeanThomas July 17, 2008 3

Ah yes, celebrity. The only place in the world where people who can afford expensive meals get them free of charge. Adoring fans mob you with requests for autographs, pictures, and to bear your