In an age where people spend more time on their phones and computers than they do interacting with other people, it’s nice to see that, despite the fact that there is probably more ink on Mike Tyson’s face than there was on this guy’s typewriter ribbon, some people are still willing to embrace their technological roots.

New York Times Best-Selling author and now filmmaker scored on the Florida Gators before the season even started.

From his movie blog:

No matter what else happens on this tour, with this movie, or in my life, I don’t care. I can die happy, because last night I did what no other Kentuckian has done in years: I scored at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, aka The Swamp.

I mean this literally. I snuck in to the stadium, with a girl, and fucked her on the goal line of the south end zone. Right below the goal posts, underneath the national championship signs.

If this gets me in trouble, I don’t care. If the Gainesville PD puts out a warrant for my arrest for some bullshit misdemeanor, so be it, I will turn myself in and deal with it. If it means I get banned from UF, that would suck, but those are consequences I have to live with. No matter what happens, it will all be worth it, because now, every time I watch UF play, even though goddamn Tim Tebow may be unstoppable, even though UF has more team speed than a pack of cheetahs and destroys my beloved Wildcats every year, I know that they have to cross the place where I had sex with a girl to do it.

Gives new meaning to hitting the tight end across the middle. Kudos to Mr. Max for doing more than the Sooners could muster in last year’s National Championship Game. We can only imagine that Lane Kiffin and his ridiculously hot wife are next to attempt this, recruiting violations be damned.

Remember Allison Stokke? The pole vaulter for the Cal Bears? If you don’t, these photos (and not that low resolution crap) will quickly remind you how many times you didn’t get laid by someone this sexy in college… If you went to college.

If you didn’t make it to college, I’m sorry for exposing you to what you missed out on (even though she looks a bit mannish in the above photo).

Bummer.