Posts Tagged ‘Cranada’

Shortly after Alanis Morissette got fat, Ryan Reynolds made a strategic move and dumped her for Scarlett Johansson. Unfortunately for every guy that prefers good looking women, their relationship got serious, and over the weekend the 23 year old bombshell became a wife.

Not only that, they did it in Cranada, which (like getting a breast reduction) is like slapping God in the face. Because she’ll probably put on the “Reynolds Rolls” like Alanis, below you will find images that are easy on the eyes.