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Parking: You’re Doing It Wrong

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:40:38 +0000

I was always under the impression that you were supposed to slow down and park your car when trying to park your car but I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.

Apparently you’re supposed to jam your vehicle, without slowing down, in, around, and on top of cars and buildings that surround the 25-square meter area you are attempting to arrive at.

Take notes.

How not to keep your job as a bus driver

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:42:01 +0000

Remember a few days ago when we posted an article titled, How Not To Avoid Being Hit By A Bus? If not it’s worth checking out. This video is sort of like that, only this time the bus driver fails, and not just because the cards of life dealt him a three of clubs and a career as a slightly overweight, minimum wage making bus driver… The look on his face right before impact is priceless.

Oops

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:25:17 +0000

When I was in high school my buddy did the exact same thing, only he was driving a Ford Explorer and womped it onto an ’93 Honda Civic. He wrote a note that read “Gotcha F_cker!” and left it on the guy’s rice rocket turned rice paddy.

This guy should have done the same thing. Slowly back his truck off of the Ferrari and out of the garage, sprinkle some crack on the ground, and peace the f_ck out.

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