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		<title>How not to keep your job as a bus driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 07:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember a few days ago when we posted an article titled, How Not To Avoid Being Hit By A Bus? If not it&#8217;s worth checking out. This video is sort of like that, only this time the bus driver fails, and not just because the cards of life dealt him a three of clubs and a career as a slightly overweight, minimum wage making bus driverâ€¦ The look on his face right before impact is priceless.



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		<title>Oops</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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When I was in high school my buddy did the exact same thing, only he was driving a Ford Explorer and womped it onto an &#8216;93 Honda Civic. He wrote a note that read &#8220;Gotcha F_cker!&#8221; and left it on the guy&#8217;s rice rocket turned rice paddy.
This guy should have done the same thing. Slowly back his truck off of the Ferrari and out of the garage, sprinkle some crack on the ground, and peace the f_ck out.
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<p style="text-align: left;">When I was in high school my buddy did the exact same thing, only he was driving a Ford Explorer and womped it onto an &#8216;93 Honda Civic. He wrote a note that read &#8220;Gotcha F_cker!&#8221; and left it on the guy&#8217;s <em>rice rocket</em> turned <em>rice paddy</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">This guy should have done the same thing. Slowly back his truck off of the Ferrari and out of the garage, sprinkle some crack on the ground, and peace the f_ck out.</p>
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